I's a Champion!
I's a champion! It was so hard, but Momma said I did it!
First, I had to go in that big rumbly thing. I's not like it, it's so scary. And every time I go in some strange peoples start touching me and then they sticks me with sharp ouchie things and give me yucky stuff to drink. Mommy tries to make me sit still on her lap, I guess she not know if she just let me climb up to the top of her head I's be safer. A girl's got to protect herself. I try explaining, I cry and be sad but she starts rubbing my back saying, "Shh, it's okay." No Mommy, it's not okay I only safe if I's on top of your head and the only way to get there is climb you. Parents never listen.
The rumbly thing finally stopped, I is glad it stopped but I not want the poking and prodding to start. It didn't Daddy picked me up, cause Mommy said I was too heavy for her to carry all that way.
Lots of smells, then we stopped at this big white tent. There was some lady and man there I hope they not stab me. They both said I was cute, I know, but it nice to hear. They not poke me! Mommy and Daddy talked to the people, I not listen, I busy checking everything out, but I hear them say thems be judges. I not know what that mean but they were looking at all kinds of papers, it was getting boring and hot. I laid down on the blanket Mommy brought for me, if they not let me chew papers I just nap.
Then Momma said my name and started scratching a paper. She might need me so I listen. She say there not a lot of other doggies in the contest so she put me in. I not know what a contest is, but shade was cool.
You not believe but I made friend. Other doggies come in the tent, but they yelling about too hot, stay away, my bone, they just mean and scare me. I not like when doggies yells so I tried to have Mommy hold me, hmpf she say no. I not like no. Mommy mean and I sad. Then Lila come, she nice and say it okay. She said she was husky, I not think she fat though. Hers was a little bigger than me, but not as big as Sugar. I excited cause her's really growed up like 5 months old and wanted to play with me! We played , but it really hot and I's tired so I sleeps.
Then I hears my name real loud, and then Momma picks me up and walked out of tent. Mommy was telling this other lady stuff and hers said I is 8 weeks old and 13 lbs. I not like hers telling that,a lady never reveals her age or weight. Then we go back in tent and other Mommies tell stuff about their doggies. Mommy kept scratching paper and hers still not letting me on her lap. Nofair, I want Mommy hold me.
I hear LeeLoo again. Momma done scratching paper and hers picked me up (Finally) and hers says I winner. Hers says me won two things, youngest and third place over all. Hers give me a bag, it had good smelly stuff in it. Mommy kept talking about how cute I was and how everyone else thought I was cute too. Hers tells me that all the time but I never got a smelly bag before, hers said it was prize. I likes prizes. Then hers said champion, I likes that word, it sounds important so I's a champion. I got to be champion, a bag of smelly stuff, and I's met Lila, I likes today. So when we got in the rumbly thing again I's didn't even try to climb on Mommy's head, I just leaned my head against her chest and let the wind blow on me.
I liked telling you about my day, but I'm really tired and my bed looks so comfy. I talks again soon I needs to sleep.
